It's your fucking birthday season, and you're thriving, Scorpio. Getting together with your best bitches, In addition to Luna glimmering through your freedom-loving eleventh house of associations, community affairs, and sense of belonging in the world, it will form an exhilarating trine to rebellious Uranus via your committed seventh house of agreements, compromise, and significant others, so don't be surprised if you suddenly run into a friend of a friend who stimulates you in more ways than one.
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The spontaneity of today's astrology could certainly catch you off guard, but only if you're being uptight and sticking to your guns. So, go with the flow and have fun.
Expect to feel a big ass boost of momentum today, Scorpio, as Mars has entered your sign! Now that Mars is on your side, you may feel particularly powerful. Mars can help you be powerful and assertive at work. You may feel more emboldened in your confident prowess. Mars can help you boldly ask for what you need or want at work. It can also help you stand out if you go for an interview or make an important pitch. Since Mars is so powerful, it can also come across as aggressive and bitchy. Be sure to come across as assertive instead of aggressive.
What's happening in this crazy ass world? Why are people so hysterical? Hold it together when everyone else seems to be falling apart. No, you can't make their lives better, but you can serve as an example -- and sometimes, that's the most powerful gift of all.
The achievement of others will buoy you today and keep you positive about shit.
I hope you mu'fuckas learned something today and take my Scorpio advice!
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